It's the shirt I want, but I don't think I'd get as many laughs as I had when I read it. I mean, seriously, this shirt speaks to me and my white-man's burden. Heh, if you're not laughing you certainly wouldn't like the rest of my jokes...

Ben told me my long-time favorite: What do you call a snail on a ship?

Answer: A Snailor!

But seriously; I must get this shirt!